Title: untitled
Genre: crack, SMUT
Series: Bleach
WARNING: NC-17
Comments: Done for bleach_quickies' first challenge. PURE CRACK. I am going to burn in hell.

( Ichigo/Mashiro )

( Ichigo/Chizuru )

( Ichigo/Mayuri )

Title: Partners
Genre: Humor, crack
Series: Bleach
Comments: For keikain's birthday. Kon/Ishida, pure crack. XD Hope you enjoy, Shini! ♥

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Title: Shinigami Strawberry
Genre: FLUFF
Series: Bleach
Comments: I am so full of myself. XDD And far too obsessed with death. *cough* But yes. I love the beginning of this. And then I got philosophical and it went downhill from there. x3;;;

Written for death_n_berry's first challenge: Death and Strawberry.

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Title: Date for Daddy
Genre: impossible humor
Series: Bleach
Comments: Done for a request in bleachficreq. I love requests; when my muses up and die on me, request will keep me writing. XD The request for this one was to have Isshin ask Ishida on a date. Impossible situation? Yes. Impossible pairing in general? Hell yes. Did I do it? OH YEAH! I love t3h crack. Although Ishihime crack is still cooler. xD Enjoy!

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Title: Floaties
Genre: impossible humor
Series: Bleach
Comments: Done for a challenge in kurosaki_clinic, and with a really crappy ending because I had no clue what to end it with. I have this undue fascination with Orihime's breasts -- not as sex objects, although goodness knows they're that too -- but as a source of endless impossible humor.

The challenge? Somebody in the group doesn't know how to swim, and the others resolve to teach that person. Add in me and my aforementioned breast fixation, and you get this:

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